The Mysterious Life and Times?

I know what you're thinking.
"The Mysterious Life and Times of what?" you'll wonder.
I wish I could say that the answer will blow your minds right out of your head. Wish I could say that there is a mastermind behind the title, something that I ought to copyright and claim as mine. Wish I could say that the owner of the life and times was completely mysterious.
But she is not. Nay, she is merely someone who enjoys stringing words as if they were beads onto a string, and who dreams that a mystery will someday be her own.
I'll get into all that later. Maybe. If I feel like it. We'll see.
Sweet daydreams!